October 20, 2004

Dating Asians

I'm flabbergasted. Is there really a market for books like these? Beyond the camp value that is? Okay, stupid question, I'm sure there are many sinophiles out there desperate for a little cross-cultural affection in the relationship arena. Which explains why the dating industry continues to produce dribble such as this latest from one Tania Wang: simply entitled Dating Asians.

The cover of this book alone is worth the price of admission (someone tell me what ducks have to do with dating or Asians). And check out this excerpt from the flap:

    "Dating Asians" is the bible for dating Asians successfully.

    Asians are very different from Occidentals! And there are different types of Asians based on where they were born and raised. Each Asian group will have their own cultural traits and perspective on life. However, after reading this book, you will find that most Asians can actually be quite predictable.

    "Dating Asians" analyzes common misconceptions and offers various ways to impress Asian people so that they will be accepting of you right away. These valuable insights can prevent you from making a buffoon of yourself; Asians call it "saving face". "Dating Asians" provides you with shortcuts to aid your understanding of the major Asian cultures. It will help you to easily become Asian-savvy.

    If you have little or no experience dating Asians, this book will show you where to find them, what to do, what not to do, and what to expect. If you already have experience dating Asians, please read this book several times, as it will help you examine what you shouldn't have done, versus what you could have done right, the first time.

Like, ouch. That's some mind numbing, excruciating language to read. Folks you know the drill. Same as last time around. Go to the book's Amazon page and show your love in their comments section. I wanna see creativity and wit folks -- humor me! The best comments will find their way back here at TMB.

Spotted at Angry Asian Man.

Posted by thomas at October 20, 2004 04:14 PM | TrackBack